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159 points

Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.

For example:

“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic

“Adam and Eve”, Monaco

Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal

And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.

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Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?

I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?

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14 points

He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.

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2 points

People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.

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Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?

What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?

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26 points

Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum

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-12 points

This dude is terminally lonely

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28 points

That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!

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2 points

Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?

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6 points

It honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.

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