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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola(chaser.com.au)

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Frozengyro@lemmy.world
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Yea, except somehow we’ll end up with something worse replacing it.

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DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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High fructose fentanyl syrup

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800XL@lemmy.world
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No no, Trump’s tariffs on China are payback for not watching entanyl exportr. Just a stream of consciousness.

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