I literally cannot think of a better punchline

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Open to what exactly…?

OPEN TO WHAT!?

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Open to advertisers

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Infection, zero days, and data collection. TOTALLY open to those.

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Everyone but the user.

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Open to data collection opportunities

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They’re probably talking about their customers opening their wallets

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Nice profile picture!

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4 points

Open to the outdoors, to let the fresh air in.

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That’s how you cool down the modern cpu.

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Our collective anuses.

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What they actually say in the video is that they are open to developers making software for their platform.
They pretend like they are the nice people, by providing decent development tools, with which to create.

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As someone who switched to Mac in 2007… viruses!

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