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It took me 3 tries to realize she wasn’t saying “We took a moment to locate our nearest shit.”

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Well, you never really think about where the nearest shit is to you

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But i do think about where the nearest xitter (shitter) is.

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it might be behind you

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It was inside you all along.

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Hey speak for yourself. i think about this ALL the time when i go to the dog park

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She?

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No, She is the current president, Who is the last president of China.

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