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You got me fucked up if I’m waking up early on my master approved break from wage slaving. I’m waking up at noon and I’m having a bowl for breakfast.

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Bowl of peanut butter crunch.

After ripping a steamroller of course

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ripping a steamroller across your favorite shirt.

After getting high of course

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high up in the hotel because the club level’s breakfast has an omelette station.

After smoking marijuana of course

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