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CCF_100@sh.itjust.works
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Why is the phrase “shit life syndrome” so funny to me? 😂

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Illuminostro@lemmy.world
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Because to Cynics like us, 90% of life is shit. Happiness is a cheesecake brownie, or a 5 second orgasm, or a good round of a shooter video game. Life sucks, and it’s hard. We have it easier than any other human in the history of humanity. But we’re still human, and shit can still suck. Focus on the small, brief moments of pure joy and happiness.

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Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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5 second orgasm

I feel terrible for anyone whose orgasms last five seconds…

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