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Google a recent medical symptom - your smart watch already knows the gritty details

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It’s always cancer.
Sore throat - cancer.
Back ache - cancer.
Tiredness, cough, loss of taste and/or smell - maybe COVID. But also, cancer.

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In its defense, the symptom I googled most recently like a year and a half ago, did, in fact, turn out to be cancer.

Yes, I’m fine now. But sometimes it’s right.

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Doesn’t take away the fact you should’ve asked a doctor instead of a search engine, though.

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“It’s probably nothing to worry about. Or cancer.”

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…But my smart watch is local sync only through FOSS alternative app. Maybe it’s a normally intelligent watch instead of a smart watch.

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