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Do not let her dorito hands touch your dick! Don’t let em!

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It’s ok if she uses chopsticks!

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We need c/sounding

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62 points

The penis would be fine, it’s the controller that matters

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25 points

Doritos hands touch my dick all the time…

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Just lick it off.

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26 points

Do you happen to moderate any discord servers by chance?

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Exactly. I can wash my dick. If cheeto dust gets inside that analog stick it’s not ever coming out

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Just lick it off.

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13 points

That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!

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2 points

Keep your dick beaters off of me!

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2 points

Yes, the small particles hurt like hell like low power bee stings…or so I have been told

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