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This is literally what I use daily. Why is everyone talking about this like it’s an ancient relic?

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They are like station wagons, or the rings of power. Only about 20 were made and they just change hands because they are indestructible.

Three wood laminate bowls were given to the elves for they craved salty snacks

Seven were given to the dwarves, so they could munch deep in their basements

Nine were given to men, to hold their ramen. They later became edgelords, twisted by the dark lord Joe Rogan

One was crafted in secret, and holds Cheetos in the white house.

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6 points

Some hobbit in 3000 years will get one and use it to display their fresh fruit collection

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We’ve all moved on to using hard plastic popcorn containers instead of bowls for holding fruit and eating.

Get with the times oldie!

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10 points

Yeah, microplastic are COOL!

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3 points

They’ve got what plants crave.

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2 points

You mean the popcorn container/puke bowl?

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Fucking get out of here with that “puke bowl” nonsense. You are going to make me lose an argument with my wife!

I never heard of them until her and like poop knives I refuse to believe in families have a thing as a “puke bowl”. Now I have to do research and reconsider my stance.

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Nah, I’ve always used metal bowls.

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