The boss told me to go serverless

posted 5 days ago

Now we process 0 transactions/second.

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4 days ago

Invest in some fog machines. It is time to go full cloud.

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5 points

4 days ago

For the authentic cloud experience our CTO managed to convince the board to buy us a hot-air balloon to host our services on.

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4 days ago

Well that’s a silly idea without the ability to fill the balloon from a ready source of hot ai–

Nevermind.

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