Now we process 0 transactions/second.
11 points
Invest in some fog machines. It is time to go full cloud.
5 points
For the authentic cloud experience our CTO managed to convince the board to buy us a hot-air balloon to host our services on.
2 points
2 points
A friend of mine has just pivoted into the massively-growing ‘resource repatriation’ sector.
10 points
“Ah Boss says we don’t need server”
“What we do with server then?”
“Throw out window, just takes space”
6 points
4 points