Always carry a box of nails in your car. Then, when you see this, place it just under his tire. So when he backs up, he punctures his tire. You could even use 4 nails. One for each tire. Or, even more evil, only 3. He’ll still have to pay for the 4th tire replacement, even though nothing is wrong with the 4th tire.
I’ve posted this before. What’re you’re talking about doing is destruction of property. It’s a crime. Just go to your local auto parts store, buy yourself a tire valve remover, and just keep it in your car. You can just unscre the valve and flatten the tire, and if you’re feeling nice, replace it or just leave it on the ground.
Until they have a blowout and kill an innocent bystander.
You’re STILL talking destruction of property dude, how Is what you’re doing any different?
Well, if you know how tires work, all you do is put air back in, when they’re slashed you’re responsible for, on a car like that, 300$ a tire. Removing the valve is an inconvenience, but slashing is money and time.
Please don’t. Not that they don’t deserve it, but you might get shot or arrested.
A better option would be to buy those fake tickets and leave it under their wiper so they panic for a second thinking they got a ticket. Or get some rude stickers and slap them on their car.
Not just any sticker, one like this:
That’s a funny childish fantasy and all, but you really shouldn’t attempt potential murder over a fucking parking. You know damn well that idiots like this don’t check their tires before heading out on the road, so they’re going to endanger themselves and others because you tried to make a point or something?
Just leave a note if you want to send a message to them. They’re going to be mad about the note, dismiss it and excuse themselves, but… they’ll still have to think about it, which is a better result than any potential outcome of secretly destroying their tires, which from their point of view will be completely unrelated to their previous parking.
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