Eh…I think we need to do away with the concept of money, and work, and managers owning the majority of our time.
You think a cat gives a fuck what time Starbucks closes??? Hell no! They just sleep on your bed, or on the floor, or on a table, or on the stairs, or anywhere they want, anytime they want. And they make SURE you are always looking at their butthole.
You think you can just go into starbucks, and present your butthole, to all who look at you, while also sleeping on their counter? I mean, you’re TOTALLY in the way, and making everyones lives more inconvienent…but fuck 'em, ya know?
You can’t do ANY of that! Because for some reason, we’ve all decided that little green paper controls our lives.
Or in the case of Canada, multicolored monopoly money.
You think you can just go into starbucks, and present your butthole, to all who look at you, while also sleeping on their counter?
I mean, anybody can do pretty much anything they want at least once.