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Anon gets hit by a car(sh.itjust.works)

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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Idk, if you’re carrying a 3mo baby on a motorcycle, I’m not sure you actually really cared about them in the first place.

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bitchkat@lemmy.world
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In the dream they were taking the baby to the doctor in a car. Still bizarre to be holding them and not in a car seat.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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They’re not, they’re taking the baby on a motorcycle. I quote:

drive him to the doctor’s office…

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a car heading towards me

I swerve out of the way holding my son…

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I wake up in a hospital

I had gotten into a motorcycle crash 3 weeks ago

but wasn’t in a car?

been in a coma the whole time

So, OP drove his baby to the doctor’s office, swerves out of the way while holding his son, then we find out he was in a coma after having been in a motorcycle accident.

So OP was absolutely driving to the doctor’s office holding his infant son on a motorcycle.

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bitchkat@lemmy.world
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No where in the drive to the doctor does it say he was driving motorcycle.

Then when he woke up in the hospital they told him he was in a motorcycle accident 3 weeks ago but he was expecting them to tell him he was in a car accident. Basically he woke up in our reality 3 weeks after a motorcycle accident not 3 years later in dream reality after getting in a car accident.

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