Anon gets hit by a car(sh.itjust.works)

drive him to the doctor’s office…

…

a car heading towards me

I swerve out of the way holding my son…

…

I wake up in a hospital

I had gotten into a motorcycle crash 3 weeks ago

but wasn’t in a car?

been in a coma the whole time

So, OP drove his baby to the doctor’s office, swerves out of the way while holding his son, then we find out he was in a coma after having been in a motorcycle accident.

So OP was absolutely driving to the doctor’s office holding his infant son on a motorcycle.

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bitchkat@lemmy.world

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2 months ago

No where in the drive to the doctor does it say he was driving motorcycle.

Then when he woke up in the hospital they told him he was in a motorcycle accident 3 weeks ago but he was expecting them to tell him he was in a car accident. Basically he woke up in our reality 3 weeks after a motorcycle accident not 3 years later in dream reality after getting in a car accident.

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sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works

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2 months ago

No where in the drive to the doctor does it say he was driving motorcycle.

Of course, because it’s a green text with intentional misdirection. Nowhere does it say he was driving a motorcycle, and the wording leads us to assume he was in a car, but the revelation later that he was in the hospital after a motorcycle incident is the punchline.

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bitchkat@lemmy.world

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2 months ago

I’m not sure why you’re having such a hard time comprehending. The motorcycle accident he woke up from was the original accident. He was in a coma for 3 weeks but dreamt that 3 years had passed. Accident #2 occurred in his coma and not the real world. The punchline is that the 3 years were not real and he’d been in a coma for 3 weeks.

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