Something you can be proud to tell your grandkids about one day. “Kids, a storm be a brewin’ - I can feel it in my bones. Because I once broke my hand on a Nazi’s face.”

You’ve never punched anybody, have you.

Yeah but you can do the same with a 2x4

I once bruised my hand badly enough to need a brace. Another time I broke my forearm and mostly lost the use of my dominant hand for a couple of months. Trust me, it’s not worth it.

If only we had some technology that could throw bits of hard things really fast from a good distance away. Science may never know if it is possible.

I figured it was a bit of a BYOB (Bring Your Own Bat) sort of scenario