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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay?

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paddirn@lemmy.world
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Sucking my best friend’s dick. I’m sorry, but if my friend is having a bad day, giving him a bro-job is not gay.

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TwentySeven@lemmy.world
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Not judging, but that is definitely gay.

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BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world
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Only if they kiss afterwards.

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Godric@lemmy.world
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What if the kiss is just kissing the homies goodnight?

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Caveman@lemmy.world
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Only if he gets a boner

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Ænima@lemm.ee
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Kinda hard to cum without an erection, though, right?

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slazer2au@lemmy.world
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Sounds like a happy experience all round.

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Constant Pain@lemmy.world
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Just pretend he’s a woman.

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snek_boi@lemmy.ml
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I’m generally skeptical of comments on the internet, so almost every time I have read comments like this one that you’re reading right now, I’ve been like “yeah right”. Kinda like how “lol” means “laughing out loud” but when you read it online you don’t really expect whoever wrote “lol” to have laughed out loud? Anyway, I was drinking coffee, I read your comment, I snorted in laughter, and now my white shirt is full of coffee.

I guess I’m also kinda mad at myself for laughing so hard at such a silly joke. Regardless, have an updoot 👍

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MinFapper@startrek.website
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Did you even say no homo first?

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paddirn@lemmy.world
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You kind of hum it as you’re sucking, bro says it actually makes the sensation feel better.

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Notyou@sopuli.xyz
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I need more friends like you.

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