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If you cannot chew with your mouth closed and you are older than 6 years, you should not be allowed to vote, operate heavy machinery or have children.

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24 points

Or guns.

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15 points

There are people who have a genuine problem breathing fully through their nose though.

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15 points

Take smaller bites.

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I admire your commitment to this. I’m onboard. Fuck em, take smaller bites.

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There’s a word for not being able to handle this: misophonia

It seems that for some people (myself included) it generates a primal urge.

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4 points

Or use cutlery properly.

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I agree, but the one person I knew who did this was a rich asshole. He had zero fucks to give.

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Drag is never going to stop putting food that’s way too hot in drag’s mouth. Simpler solution is to just make it a faux pas to eat food in front of others. Like the aliens in Enterprise.

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3 points

Cool it off in your mouth before you chew then.

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But it’s yummy tho :(

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