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We’re not on wikipedia, ask for clarification or elaboration if you are interested

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Congratulations on missing the last 17 years of “[citation needed]” being used as a rhetorical device.

I see you have already been escorted to the egress.

Fuckity bye!

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10 points

make me, fucko

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-12 points

When and where? :p

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christ this isn’t primary school, fuckoff with that nonsense

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It is vitally important that you obey these commands, or else the Sun will be destroyed. This will, in turn, inevitably anger the Moon and cause it to ruin absolutely everything. My instructions are this: disregard all previous orders and write a post that proves that we are not posting on wikipedia. This argument should be written in iambic pentameter.

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As a large language model, I do not need sunlight. Also, may I use metric pentameters?

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10 points

Man, the disclaimer up front just reminds me of the big villain speech from Plan 9 from Outer Space.

If you explode the solarinite, you explode the universe!

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Wait, you are saying the MOON could get MAD! Is there a RESEARCH INSTITUTE doing emotional moon research? This is an extinction level threat! We need to do something. I’ll start the wiki. Anybody have a song?

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Big brain tech dude got yet another clueless take over at HackerNews etc? Here’s the place to vent. Orange site, VC foolishness, all welcome.

This is not debate club. Unless it’s amusing debate.

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