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Meh, just a bunch of doomscrolling. Here’s the thing. They release polls and stuff, but the people most likely not to vote for Trump don’t really do polls.

Harris will win by a landslide. Trump will call it a fraud.

Lemmy will immediately send me comments like “Why are you still here, troll? You failed! Now go disappear” (Even tho I’ve always said Trump would lose.)

Trump will ask for recounts. Threaten to sue the planet Earth.

Lemmy will keep wondering why I’m still here. I’ll post news about Trump and Third Parties talking about how much Harris sucks, and Lemmy will continue saying I’m a russian troll trying to to destroy the US and get Trumpers to take over the US.

And while all that drama is going on, everything will be fine. Harris will be sworn in.

And in 3 months people will go back to bitching about how rent is still too damn high.

And people here will still be bitching about why I’m still on Lemmy and ask me if Putin is mad at me and knocking on my Moscow apartment door. :)

So relax, friend. The world ain’t gonna end. I promise.

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Have you tried … not peddling russian propaganda?

Might make people not label you as a russian troll.

Just a thought of course.

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9 points

Thought he was paid for sure but he might actually be this stupid. Incredible

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I just post news articles, friend. I don’t write them. If you feel they are propaganda, be sure to write the news orgs that produce them. Thank you! :)

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16 points

Poor baby. No one cares, and no one wants you here.

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Are you sure? Butmeh, I’m here, so may as well stay here. Thank you for being so inviting! :)

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6 points

Yeah, clearly take the hint and go kick rocks.

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13 points

Go on back to Tooth Sential. You are universally disliked here.

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You are universally disliked here.

Are you sure? I would think all the positive and kind comments are a sign that I was liked. You’re saying I’m not?! Omg! That’s shocking.

Oh well, since I’m already here, may as well stay. Thanks! :)

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11 points

Typical Trumper response.

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So relax, friend. The world ain’t gonna end. I promise.

Humanity might, though. or at least, society as we know it. But it’s okay. you’re helping the fascists, I’m sure they can find a place for you…

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Oh I didn’t vote for Trump. Thanks!

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Yes you did. Everyone here knows you did. Pretending you didn’t only makes your endless trolling look more feckless and weak.

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5 points

I guess I always was a pessimist, I sure hope you’re right though.

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I am. Thanks!

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15 points

This guy loves smelling his own farts.

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5 points

Well okay then

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