It’s the main reason I’m 41, and never even attempted to get a drivers liscense. 12 of them were before I was 10. And that doesn’t even include the multiple times my dad drove drunk at 90mph on the highway, going the wrong way, running from the cops. I didn’t include those because nobody got hurt, and nothing happened. Although technically, if I did add it, I could add getting shot at by police.

I thought I was cursed and I’ve had 4 in 20 years of driving. 17 sounds like a serious skill issue.

But hey, this guy’s got Spider-Man toys maybe we should cut him a break.