You’re a weird guy, Mr Squid…
Most I’d do is grab my cat by the scruff of her neck and say “NO! BAD! Grrrrrrrrrr!!!” and she’d run off with her tail between her legs and a sorry look on her face. Then a few hours later, we would go back to normal and she wouldn’t do that thing again.
Except for putting her butthole in my face. Never got her to stop that when I first woke up every afternoon.
Sometimes you have to let them know it’s either they behave or you take them to the glue factory.