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I know someone who has something tattooed on him: in Thai.

As in, it’s a phrase which says ‘in Thai’ in Thai. So when people ask him, what is that? He says ‘it’s in Thai’. They say yes, but what is it? ‘It’s ‘in Thai’’. Yes, but…

You get the idea.

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Some guy came up to me when I first joined the military and told me “hey I got your name tattooed on my ass. Don’t believe me?”

Sure enough there was “YOUR NAME” tattooed on his ass check. I’m pretty sure he just liked showing people his ass.

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2 points

Is your friend Steve-O?

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50 points

Was it a nice ass at least?

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It has to be if your name is on it

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It wasn’t plump, like how I prefer but I could see why some people would think his ass was nice. Being fit and young and all that.

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I’m thinking that’s a combination of a lost bet and some cleverness.

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Either it’s just a thing round here or that person is my childhood friend’s cousin. Their grandma wasn’t happy about getting got

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I have a tattoo that means “I don’t know, I don’t speak japanese.” It works when an English speaker asks me what it means, and it also worked with the Japanese when I lived in Japan and didn’t speak the language.

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53 points

This is like setting your guest WiFi password to “It’s on the wall over there.”

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I knew a barista that set the wifi pass to “ten bucks”.

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My sister’s first year in college she got the Chinese word for LOVE tattooed. Later she found out it was the correct symbol, only mirrored. I called her EVOL for a while

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Trolling level expert 😂

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7 points

Who’s on first?

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Tattooing yourself for the bit is next-level.

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A buddy of mine got “OUCH” on the inside of his lip. Ironically, it hurt a lot less than the piece on his shin.

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That’s the kind of stupid I like.

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