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I want a girl who is unvaccinated
I want a girl who prays in tongues
At a MAGA rally we will meet accidentally
We’ll start to talk when she is spoken to
She wants to work on her fit, fit body
She wants to rock it with her modest clothes
She’s changing her surname to whatever mine is
She’s trading her career to raise our nine kids

I want a girl with a short leash and who looooooves, loooooooooves Jesus!

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I just turned to my wife and sang this to her, then showed her the meme. Thank you.

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Help me out. What’s the tune? Because I can’t figure it out lol

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32 points

Short Skirt Long Jacket by Cake

It was the first thing that popped in my head too when I read the first 4 words in the screenshot lmao

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Holy shit that is great hahahaha

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Bravo!

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I am helpless with mirth.

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