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Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing(www.theguardian.com)

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Eighteen theatregoers at Stuttgart’s state opera required medical treatment for severe nausea over the weekend after watching a performance that included live piercing, unsimulated sexual intercourse and copious amounts of fake and real blood.

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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How are you supposed to know the priest is a lesbian if they didn’t tell you?

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captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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Maybe she makes an offhand comment about not being into guys

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Maybe she drives a Subaru onstage

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RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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Her priest’s frock was plaid flannel.

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DarkNightoftheSoul@mander.xyz
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live sex ig

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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Nah, it’s just a phase

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werefreeatlast@lemmy.world
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How do you know if someone is a nun when they are all naked? 🤔

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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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It’s a matter of habit.

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