cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ml/post/21259770

You are viewing a single thread.
View all comments View context
9 points

If it’s leaking down your pants and pooling in your shoes…

It’s not a fart.

Ever notice that odd <squish><squish> noise when he walks?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

If you’re sliding into Two, and your pants are full of poo…

Diarrhear

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

If you’re driving in your chevy, and your pants are feeling heavy…

permalink
report
parent
reply

Not The Onion

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Community stats

  • 6.8K

    Monthly active users

  • 593

    Posts

  • 11K

    Comments

Community moderators