24 points
11 points
It’s all fun and games until a Microsoft Purity Enforcement squad is kicking in your door.
9 points
Nah, it’s all good I subscribe to Linus Torvalds protection services. When the Microsoft vans get within four blocks of my address, They’ll drop ship in dozens of fully-armed penguin paratroopers. After the incursion they even send in a penguin based cleaner team to help get rid of the remains.
