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Anon is straight(lemy.lol)

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davidagain@lemmy.world
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Straight men have prostates too. If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

In other news, greentexts are sometimes a bit of a wild ride, and I maintain that the best ones always are.

Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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If the other guy has great technique, who knows what could happen!

I’m a man. I can make myself cum. Therefore, I must be gay.

Humanity. We’re a diverse bunch. We really really are.

I agree with the sentiment, but the idea that a dude - particularly a young horny dude - isn’t going to cum with a fucking sexy whisper in his ear is crazy. Never even mind the Kinsey Scale, this seems to deny the idea of being horny.

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