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121 points

i always wanted to go the extra mile, synergize, get the ball rolling, move the needle, think outside the box, and get out of my comfort zone. permanently

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33 points

Don’t forget to over deliver and under promise. You’ll get paid the same, but it will make somebody else boatloads more money.

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11 points

I prefer to talk out my ass and then get started and realize that what I promised is way harder than I thought and then have no life while I manic-panic my way to delivering, somehow.

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3 points

Are you me?

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16 points

I knew what synergy was and I wanted it.

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59 points

I’m glad I got the opportunity to leverage my skills and knowledge in order to drive customer engagement and deliver wins as a team.

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11 points

Exactly! Nowadays hardly anyone thinks about the shareholders!! Think about the shareholders!!!

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5 points

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to get the most value!

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18 points

Moving the needle is so satisfying

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4 points

You forget to mention that you wanted to do all this going forward.

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16 points

I just need to touch base so we can circle back.

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1 point

All through a single pane of glass.

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