678Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons(thehardtimes.net)posted 3 months ago byZeroCool@slrpnk.netin theonion@midwest.socialView comments29 commentssavehidereportSort:HotTopControversialNewOldYou are viewing a single thread.View all comments View context [ +- ]Crackhappy@lemmy.world2 points3 months agoHe is determined to earn the name “Red Beard”. permalinksavereportparentreply[ +- ]MutilationWave@lemmy.world3 points3 months agoEarn your red wings yet? permalinksavereportparentreply