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Alpha Male in Critical Condition After Accidentally Touching Unopened Box of Tampons(thehardtimes.net)

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qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website
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Guy buying condoms? He’s hoping to get some.

Guy buying tampons? He’s definitely getting some.

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Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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And probably using condoms or he’d be buying pregnancy tests instead

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nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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Have the republicans banned birth control in your state already?

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Crackhappy@lemmy.world
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He is determined to earn the name “Red Beard”.

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MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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Earn your red wings yet?

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I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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Next week

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DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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Single dad erasure!

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