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I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.

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Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7

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bro do you got any snacks to go with this

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You can have one tasteless cracker.

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All I can offer is some fish and bread.

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He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.

Of course he was fucking hammered all day.

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