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Water + Jesus = Wine
Wine + Jesus = Brandy
Brandy + Jesus = Twice-distilled Brandy? Cooking sherry? Idk
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I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
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Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
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