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Anon plays Balatro(files.catbox.moe)

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rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com
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Why the fuck would you go to a casino and gamble with real money after realizing you’re “hard addicted to this shit”? 4channers have brain worms.

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TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world
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Because they probably didn’t and thought “this would make a funny green text” instead

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rand_alpha19@moist.catsweat.com
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Well yeah, greentexts are either boring or fake, that’s why I’m here (where the shittiest ones are filtered out) and not on 4chan. I’m just trying to have some fun with it.

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Yuki@kutsuya.dev
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I always like to imagine these are real and a 4channer posts their real experience.

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Vincent Adultman@lemmy.world
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Same. Thinking if a greentext is real or not beats the experience to it. If it isn’t the most absurd thing, probably happened to somebody, maybe not anon. If it is an absurd thing, it could’ve happened to somebody. Ffs, my brother shit himself while driving last week, and there’s probably a greentext about a guy with food intoxication that tried to go home and shat himself while driving.

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dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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“Hmm, I’m pretty hooked on this cocaine stuff. Maybe it’s a sign I should try heroin.”

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