Comment by Frog@lemmy.ca on Anon is a tour guide at a museum

Fun fact: The first president to have a middle name was John Quincy Adams, the sixth president of the United States.

John Quincy Adams

the sixth president

Quincy - Meaning:The fifth

RAAAAAAAARGH

They started counting from zero, as it should be

Who was the zeroth president? Or zeroth child? 🤔

You mean George Smith Washington?

No, George the Sird Washington

I feel like you’re lying, but I don’t know enough about middle names to dispute it.

Although, Washington didn’t have a mustache. That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

And there’s never been a president with purple hair. Harris, I’m lookin’ at you. Be bold!

That means SOMEONE was the first president to have a mustache.

Oddly enough that was ALSO John Quincy Adams…

Ok. Not really. He was the first to have sideburns.

Lincoln was the first to have a beard.

Grant was the first to have a mustache.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_presidents_of_the_United_States_with_facial_hair

Of course Wikipedia has the list of US presidents with facial hair. Because why not

What’s the presidential tattoo situation?

That would be Lyndon B. Johnson, who is said to have had a hell of a tramp stamp.

Is that what he was always showing people?

No. It was his Johnson.

He named it “Jumbo”

I believe both of the Roosevelts had the same tattoo, of their family crest

as an expert in middle names (been working with them my whole life) i can confirm it is true

As someone who works with middle names, maybe you can’t tell but this middle name is in a lot of distress.

OK what was it then? I’ve heard him being called John Quincy S. Adams at a local museum. Do you know what the S stands for?

John Quincy Skibidi Adams

I thought it was SkiiinnEEEEERRR!

Smith, named after George Smith Washington

John S. Quincy Adams

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