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I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

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I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.

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But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…

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Sadly, no. I don’t think I’m qualified to be a goblin. More’s the pity.

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