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If we want to get pedantic here it didn’t technically “shatter”, it just broke cleanly in half… at least that’s what they’ll say when you try to return it lol

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That’s not being pedantic. If it wasn’t shatterproof it would have shattered.

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Yeah it is basically a safety ruler. Plastic ones that shatter can have a lot of sharp jagged edges, which isn’t great for kids.

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Is that similar to when I buy no more tears shampoo but I still cry myself to bed?

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thanks for that comment

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You need to drink the bottle’s contents to stop the tears. Just to be certain, stir 8n some Draino first.

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It’s not “tear-free” as in it won’t make you cry; it’s “tear-free” as in it won’t knot your hair and tear it when you brush it.

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Baby shampoos have special formulation that are way less irritating if you happen to get some in your kid’s eye. It’s not zero irritation, but it’s way less than a normal soap or shampoo.

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