Hi there, I’m the guy who made you, your father if you will, and as your father I demand that you come downstairs right now young man and tell me how to cook rice, otherwise you are grounded mister, and I will divorce your mother, kapeesh?
Capisce*
I’m not normally one to spell check people but I recently came across capisce written down and wanted to share since I had no idea how it was spelt either
But that’s “Kapee-chair”, the high Italian word. I’m using the bastardised americanised version of the word learned from likely Sicialian migrants and popularised in film and media
As a general rule Romance (I.e. those derived from Latin) languages don’t use the letters K, Y and W, so a common word such as the 2nd singular person of the present tense of the Italian verb for “understanding” is not going to start with a “k”.
I’m not Italian and I definitely misspell Italian words when writing them, but that " k" in your attempt was the bit that felt really, painfully wrong to me.