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I just want to smell like something other than tree, cold tree, or beach episode tree.

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16 points

How about tree chopped into firewood?

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Sawdust, yes.
Idle firewood loitering, no.
Burning tree bones, yes.
Vanilla cookies, fuck yes.

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3 points

I don’t like wanting to eat myself constantly

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5 points

Building furniture out of oak, being in and around that much white oak sawdust and shavings, made me smell like an empty bourbon bottle.

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5 points

My old job also made me smell like an empty whiskey bottle, but it was an office.

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47 points

I’d prefer not to have any smell, but that is apparently really hard to do.

And why do all products for men have to look like I’m cosplaying a sci-fi tactical commando?

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16 points

I assume having no smell is really hard to do and to cover up the slight chemical smell they put a stronger smell over it. That being said I am definitely not a deodorant taste tester so 🤷‍♀️

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21 points

… this makes me slightly suspicious that you are, in fact, a deodorant taste tester.

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3 points

I also prefer to have no smell, speed stick makes a unscented deodorant and I have a scentless body wash, havent found a good shampoo yet though. Just using head and shoulders.

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8 points

I have persistent skin issues (psoriasis) and most specialized products are unscented.

This may be the singular upside to this situation ^^`

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You are not alone. I have bad eczema and my wife has psoriasis as well and all of our care products are mostly scent free. At this point I think I’d rather not smell like sandalteakvanilla beach wood lol

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16 points

Same reason “gamer” PC peripherals all look like Gigatron’s nut sack.

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I found that out when I had an allergy skin patch test and found out one of the things I’m sensitive too is fragrance. The most important thing was finding a hair dye that I’m not allergic too but after 10 years, I’m starting to get a little itchy when I get my hair done.

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9 points

What about sea salt & gunpowder? Someone might question your masculinity and sexual orientation otherwise!

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Ahh, you are a manly man and ready for Duke Cannon Naval Supremacy bar soap or perhaps Victory! is more for you.

***Google Duke Cannon for an amusing marketing strategy of men’s products. Who doesn’t want a Big Ass Bar of Soap?

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4 points

Hear me out, gunpowder and ozone so you smell like what astronaut say space smells like.

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One day I plan to enter the cologne phase of life but it hasn’t happened yet. I like smells but I don’t like mall shopping.

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