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Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

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🇨🇦🇩🇪🇨🇳张殿李🇨🇳🇩🇪🇨🇦@ttrpg.network

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2 months ago

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MIDItheKID@lemmy.world

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2 months ago

Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?

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suigenerix@lemmy.world

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2 months ago

Fun fact. If you took every dodgy, corrupt politician and lined them up end-to-end in space… you should probably just leave them there.

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