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Did you know that if you took every elephant on earth and stacked them up to the moon, they would all pretty much die?

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Did you know that a blue whales carotid artery is so large that a small child could swim through them, but neither the whale nor the child would enjoy that.

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Fun fact. If you took every dodgy, corrupt politician and lined them up end-to-end in space… you should probably just leave them there.

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Did you know that if you took a blue whale and laid it lengthwise across a basketball court, the game would be canceled?

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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