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Meanwhile, Jenny’s out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover…

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Also is the alfredo brought out hot or cold? Jenny where are you!!!

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you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server

“Sir, you can’t come back here!”

“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”

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A few hours later:

“No, this is not Jenny, Sir.”

“Sir‽”

“Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!”

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Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.

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It drives me crazy when they drop the food off and then come back like 30 seconds later and ask how it is. I don’t know, man! I haven’t even tasted it yet. Look at my plate. Does it look like I know how it is?

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Or how about interrupting your conversation (if you can hear above the loud music)?

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