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Anon takes the long way home(sh.itjust.works)

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zurohki@aussie.zone
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Plot twist: Dad knows about the monster in the woods and that’s why he wants to make sure anon gets home on time.

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orivar@programming.dev
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Directed by: M. Night Shyamalan

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andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works
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Dad is the monster.

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VitulusAureus@lemmy.world
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And OP is the blind girl.

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fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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And the beatings are to strengthen him for when the time comes…?

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el_abuelo@programming.dev
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I get beaten twice a week.

Although my beaters call it jiu jitsu.

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