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My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.

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How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.

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Strong enough to crush coal into diamond.

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4 points

Get that diamond dick brother

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Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?

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Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.

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8 points

No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?

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He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!

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8 points

Obvs strongest penis grip.

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11 points

Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening

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