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Small animals bounce, medium animals break, big animals splash

(FYI, do not look up examples)

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A spider can literally float if it farts out some silk.

A horse becomes soup.

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But soup can float in a way, so that’s the same

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Soup … does not float.

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Depends on the spider. When I briefly lived in AZ we had a problem with tarantulas ending up on top of our cars if we left the light on outside during the night. I knocked off off the car roof and it literally splattered. I felt bad, I assumed they would be fine.

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Aw man.

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Oh no, not again

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