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Dude is lazy and you want him to stand up 8 times in a day?

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the only alternative is to piss off your S.O. by asking if they’ve seen it and then they’ll find it instantly

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Or your dad, if you’re my kids.

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You guys are hilarious! There’s no way I’m going to search for it. That watch is going to find me before I find it.

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