[alt text: a pair of text posts from Tumblr. This first post, by possessive-suggestions, says: "…They did what… to you?

No.

I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you." The second post, by trainthief, says: “Me when I get my car back from the mechanics and the adjustment on my seat is all wrong”.]

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They always change my headlight switch from “auto” to “off”. I usually notice on the highway after dark. Eventually.

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