This is the big one for me too. I’m Albertan; we have a lot of lifted crew-cab short box pickups with absolutely immaculate paint jobs.

If you want to waste money and fuel on a vehicle you don’t need, at least have the class to buy an old hotrod

But TruckBoy’s whole idea was to manspread in to the 2nd spot so nobody could park there.

Leaving enough space for someone else to park would have been too soyboy/considerate and folks might have doubted his ability to be a selfish lover.