But TruckBoy’s whole idea was to manspread in to the 2nd spot so nobody could park there.

Leaving enough space for someone else to park would have been too soyboy/considerate and folks might have doubted his ability to be a selfish lover.

This is the big one for me too. I’m Albertan; we have a lot of lifted crew-cab short box pickups with absolutely immaculate paint jobs.

If you want to waste money and fuel on a vehicle you don’t need, at least have the class to buy an old hotrod