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Anon is a soyboy(sh.itjust.works)

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nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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Nut milk comes from male cows.

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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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Tf is a male cow?

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nonentity@sh.itjust.works
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It’s a ballistic bovine which makes a ‘whoosh’ sound while overhead.

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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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Cows are by-definition female.

Intact mature male cattle are called bulls.

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JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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By definition, cows are female.

Your joke sucks, unless it’s a “onejoke”, in which case it sucks even more.

Nut milk comes from bulls, now that’s a better joke.

  • Mature female cattle are called cows

  • Mature intact male cattle are bulls

  • Young female cattle are called heifers

  • Young male cattle are oxen or bullocks

  • Castrated male cattle are known as steers.

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